First World Problems

[drjeff]

this is tough, my deodorant is named matterhorn. i do love mountains but i've never been to the matterhorn, so i hope i smell USA correct.

If it sounds manly enough, and isn't too un manly to give advice, my deodorant is named Alpine Rush, and since it's got a picture of some old sailor guy on the label, I figure that alone makes it a manly mans manly scent

 

[o3jeff]

I would offer deodorant suggestions, but that doesn't seem all that manly.

See who's manly enough start a new thread with a poll of your favorite deodorant fragrance.

 

[ScottySkis]

See who's manly enough start a new thread with a poll of your favorite deodorant fragrance.

Scented candles in Super 8 ,.and not be charged for it yet is always a plus.

 

[legalskier]

 

[legalskier]

Seeing this before Scotty's posts.

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[ctenidae]

I want more atomic robots in my deodorant.

 

[Riverskier]

That is my deodorant, and for those that may not know, that wording is actually on there. Funny, because the rest of the packaging is very basic/plain looking. I didn't even notice it for the longest time, but it cracked me up when I did.

 

[ctenidae]

I like the "Same Stuff! Different Label" part

 

[ctenidae]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems

I can't believe I bought a toaster with no bagel setting.

 

[ctenidae]

Funny- the list reminded me that our cleaning ladies have changed (Our old one, Maria, went back to Colombia for surgery, and her sister took over, but then she stopped and it's two other ladies now), and we don't know what their names are. We usually write them a check, but my wife leaves the Pay TO field blank because she doesn't know their names.

I just went to the bank website to look at the images of the checks to see what name they write in, and they're all blank! Crazy that the bank will cash a blank check, but then, I guess there's no particular reason why they wouldn't. As long as it matches our signature and we don't complain, who cares who it's made out to?

Trouble is, I still don't know my cleaner's name...

 

[bvibert]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems

I can't believe I bought a toaster with no bagel setting.

That was the best of the bunch. I love the pictures they put with them.

Funny- the list reminded me that our cleaning ladies have changed (Our old one, Maria, went back to Colombia for surgery, and her sister took over, but then she stopped and it's two other ladies now), and we don't know what their names are. We usually write them a check, but my wife leaves the Pay TO field blank because she doesn't know their names.

I just went to the bank website to look at the images of the checks to see what name they write in, and they're all blank! Crazy that the bank will cash a blank check, but then, I guess there's no particular reason why they wouldn't. As long as it matches our signature and we don't complain, who cares who it's made out to?

Trouble is, I still don't know my cleaner's name...

Sounds like the making for an episode of Seinfeld

 

[Edd]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems

I can't believe I bought a toaster with no bagel setting.

Harsh. Call me if you need to talk.

 

[Nick]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems

I can't believe I bought a toaster with no bagel setting.

Hehe

 

[Conrad]

http://www.prankpack.com/buy/iarm-prank-pack-fake-gift-box-3370.html

 

[gmcunni]

spilled offee on y laptop keyboard and now a bunh of letters don't work i tried to use y bakup but all of a sudden the sreen started ating up

 

[Geoff]

spilled offee on y laptop keyboard and now a bunh of letters don't work i tried to use y bakup but all of a sudden the sreen started ating up

Winner!

 

[deadheadskier]

Hotel Room Televisions.........specifically, the lack of onscreen guides and that it takes about 2.35 seconds to change channels.

You would think that because I'm old enough to remember no cable, having rabbit ears with tinfoil affixed, only 4 channels and the remote control was ME as in, "son, go change the channel," that I'd have some patience for the slow clicking experience. I don't.

 

[skiNEwhere]

^ I have dish network and it takes about that long to change channels. That and the fact that informercial channels are in my guide make channel surfing a PIA

Best one I saw so far

"I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open more dip, I’ll have too much dip for my chips"

 

[deadheadskier]

"I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open more dip, I’ll have too much dip for my chips"

That's a problem along the lines of too many hot dogs, not enough buns paradox frequently encountered in life.

 

[ctenidae]

Chips, hotdogs...
It's like when you have too much cereal left for one bowl, but not enough for two. So, you either make one regular bowl and get called a jerk for not leaving enough for another, or make one big bowl and get called a pig for eating all the cereal.

There's just no winning. And don't even start me on ice cream.

/totally agree on the hotel TVs. ATT U-verse lets you delete channels form the guide. Awesome feature.