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Funniest thing you have seen while skiing

Nick

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There's a bit of a backstory for this one, but I think it's one of the funniest things I have probably ever witnessed; ever, particularly because of the circumstances surrounding it.

OK, so back in College (2002-ish), we went on a group ski trip to Killington during winter break. My wife (who was my girlfriend at the time, and we had only been dating a few months) came along and it was our first trip going anywhere together.

Anyways, my wife, being the hot-stuff that she is, had a couple ex-boyfriends and other guys who were still obsessed with her. Two of them actually literally stalked her up to Killington that week (my wife is convinced it was a coincidence; I definitely am not!).

One of the guys in particular was always very arrogant and cocky. I remember meeting him and talking to him a few times, and he would talk about he is the best skier in the world (literally) and how he can ski circles around everyone. We ended up skiing with him for a bit on one of the days.

So we are sitting on the Bear Mountain Quad (right over Outer Limits). I am on the right, my friend is on the left, and he is sitting in between us, wearing a backpack. As we approach the top of the lift, my friend and I get off. I turn back to see him struggling ... his backpack had gotten caught in the back seat of the lift, but he had still already slid forward off the seat to get off. As the chairlift kept going forward, he went with it, and when the ground dropped away beneath him he was hanging from his backpack in front of the lift. He hit that little bar that stops the lift in case you don't get off and was just hanging there, probably 3 or 4' off the ground, kicking his skis in the air and screaming. We were laughing hysterically.

The lift operators ended up getting his skiis off, and then hoisting him up so he could get out of the straps from his backpack.

To this day I love to tell that story!
 
I had a friend get stuck in a ditch skiing between two snow fields (tons of power). He decided to ski from one snow field to the other (which appeared to be totally un-skied) and when he went into this minor ditch between the two his skis got stuck, so he decided to take them off and climb up to the other snow field. As soon as he stepped off his ski's he disappeared, we went over to the hole where he had been standing and he was down a good 10 feet in pure powder. The minor ditch was actually a huge ditch that had been filled in with wind blown powder. It took him a good hour to pack down the snow enough to climb out.
 
I had a friend get stuck in a ditch skiing between two snow fields (tons of power). He decided to ski from one snow field to the other (which appeared to be totally un-skied) and when he went into this minor ditch between the two his skis got stuck, so he decided to take them off and climb up to the other snow field. As soon as he stepped off his ski's he disappeared, we went over to the hole where he had been standing and he was down a good 10 feet in pure powder. The minor ditch was actually a huge ditch that had been filled in with wind blown powder. It took him a good hour to pack down the snow enough to climb out.

I went helicopter skiing with my dad in 2001 (best trip EVER). I remember them warning about the tree wells... the snow is so deep that if you get too close to the perimeter of a tree you can literally fall in 15 - 20' deep

http://www.treewelldeepsnowsafety.com/

Kinda scary
 
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