Great Amazon Review

[ctenidae]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1SYIV...odeID=165796011&tag=&linkCode=#wasThisHelpful

Dude has a career in copy writing.

 

[legalskier]

Dude has a career in copy writing.

If this is Moobs then I doubt she's a dude-

In any event, that review is her best work since her analysis of the Ettore 49036 Grip 'N Grab, which describes how a rival reacher/grabber was completely ineffective at catching a mouse running around in her home. It ends with the classic line, "After I used it in the garage I bought a second one to use for baby bottle retrieval...because, yuck."
Priceless stuff there, raw talent. I'm hoping she'll some day turn her talents to reviewing ear wax remover.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...e=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#RH7E9V2I58ORG

 

[bvibert]

If this is Moobs then I doubt she's a dude-

In any event, that review is her best work since her analysis of the Ettore 49036 Grip 'N Grab, which describes how a rival reacher/grabber was completely ineffective at catching a mouse running around in her home. It ends with the classic line, "After I used it in the garage I bought a second one to use for baby bottle retrieval...because, yuck."
Priceless stuff there, raw talent. I'm hoping she'll some day turn her talents to reviewing ear wax remover.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...e=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#RH7E9V2I58ORG

The writer does reference their wife in the first sentence, so either it's a dude, or it's a same sex marriage.

 

[legalskier]

The writer does reference their wife in the first sentence, so either it's a dude, or it's a same sex marriage.

Or maybe that's his wife? Her nostrils do appear to be tiny, no?

 

[bvibert]

Or maybe that's his wife? Her nostrils do appear to be tiny, no?

That's another possibility!

 

[ctenidae]

Or maybe that's his wife? Her nostrils do appear to be tiny, no?

The eyepatch could be the result of a grabber accident.

 

[legalskier]

Moobs on milk:

Oh Milk!
Is there nothing in this world more shiny?
Afire with such glinting glow.
What is more glinting than Mookoo?
Folly! Banish the thought.
Did he smile his work to see, Milkman?
I gulp and invite my soul!
Milk is like Rainbows.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr-mr-title

The soul of a poet. Very moving.

 

[wa-loaf]

http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html

 

[bvibert]

http://www.cracked.com/article_1893...ucts-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews.html

Good stuff!

 

[Nick]

was just going to post the Milk one and saw Legalskier beat me to it