Lorena Bobbit 2

[SkiDork]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?iref=NS1

 

[drjeff]

I saw that yesterday and just didn't have a chance to post it here

Something tells me that he'll end up getting more than 1/2 in the divorce settlement now, although it won't make up for the "more than 1/2" that it sounds like he lost!

 

[deadheadskier]

more like X2

that poor fella got it a lot worse. yikes

 

[makimono]

this is exactly why I will never install a garbage disposal in my house

 

[TheBEast]

Yikes!!!

 

[TheBEast]

this is exactly why I will never install a garbage disposal in my house

Seems a little like paranoia, no?

 

[Trekchick]

Wow, Garbage Disposal!
She meant business!

 

[Nick]

Oh man I was JUST coming here to post it, with the exact same title!

I didn't even catch the garbage disposal piece earlier. Yowza.

 

[Warp Daddy]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Man

Dammit he really goT the SHORT end of the stick

 

[SkiDork]

how do you not die from that?

And if you survive, how do you pee?

questions... questions...

 

[drjeff]

how do you not die from that?

And if you survive, how do you pee?

questions... questions...

The story atleast makes it seem like he was taken to the hospital pretty soon after, so the surgeons likely were able to prevent a fatal amount of blood loss.

Pee wise, well I'd guess that he has some type of catheter in there now and will be looking at many future surgeries for either reconstruction/prosthetic implant placement or either by it being his choice or the only option, he may very well end up being "less" of a man than he used to be for the rest of his life

All I can say is that the judge is going to be in for a doosey of a hearing at their divorce proceedings!

 

[JimG]

The Lorena Bobbitt case was pretty dysfunctional and she just walked out of the house and threw poor John's manhood into the bushes.

This story is more about anger...you've gotta be pissed (pun intended) to go so far as to put someone's manhood into the garbage disposal.

Ouch.