Peeing while skiing

[bvibert]

The drinking while skiing thread got me thinking... When you're out skiing and feel the urge to pee do you take the time to go down to the lodge to take care of business, or do you just find a nice out of the way tree on the hill somewhere??

 

[legalskier]

Lodge. I don't go near that yellow snow.

 

[BenedictGomez]

LOL. I think I'm at fault for this thread.

As for me, if I REALLY have to go, I'll usually wonder off in the woods somewhere. If not, I just wait for the lodge.

But this also has to do with how convenient the lodge is etc... For instance, at a place like Plattekill, it's ridiculously simple to get to the bathroom and then back to the lifts. At a place like Sugarbush, it could be something of a pain in the rear getting to/from the lodge.

 

[spring_mountain_high]

depends...

 

[drjeff]

Lodge. I don't go near that yellow snow.

But THIS yellow snow is mighty tasty to drink!

 

[o3jeff]

Off the lift

 

[drjeff]

Depends on how cold it is outside, how readily accessible a real bathroom is and how bad I have to go!

 

[steamboat1]

I do both.

Can't understand that Sugarbush statement since both mountains have a mid-mountain lodge in addition to the base lodge.

 

[snowmonster]

One of my skiing superstitions is to never pee in the glades. Everytime I do, I hit a tree on the run out.

 

[C-Rex]

Off the lift

Only if it's #2. I don't do #1 sitting down unless I'm really drunk, and that just to save myself the clean up.

 

[x10003q]

I usually wear a MAG. No need to ever stop.

 

[Geoff]

I don't even feel compelled to traverse into the woods. By the side of the trail is just fine.

The more important factor is wind direction. I only piss downwind.

 

[bdfreetuna]

Be careful peeing off the lift.. if its really cold and frosty out and you accidentally smack the bar with your dick while you're zipping back up... it could get stuck...

Just saying..

 

[St. Bear]

Added bonus of peeing while skiing is that afterwards you can look at the line you skied. Kind of like a Google Maps tracker.

 

[ScottySkis]

ya in the trees while smoke break if i not near a lodge

 

[Nick]

This was already covered in the "**** Skiers Say" video.

Remember ... "I feel so connected to nature out here!"

 

[frapcap]

Why not? As a man, the world is your urinal!

 

[JeWo]

Off the lift

I have actually seen a guy in the chair in front of me doing this a couple years ago. There were a couple people skiing awfully close to the lift below. :blink:

 

[gmcunni]

i did drop a deuce in the woods behind a gas station on the way to mt snow once (they would not let me use the bathroom)

 

[C-Rex]

i've dropped many a deuce in the woods. never snowboarding though. Usually mountain biking or one time while golfing. nothing worse than getting hangover ***** when you're 5 miles from the nearest toilet.