everyone knows one of these types. The guy who you just cant get rid of. My neighbor across the street, nice enough guy, but damn is he hard to shake sometimes. Last night was a perfect example. Both of our families are gone for the week so i get this call around 8. Dan the man, from across the street. wants to know what i'm doing. Well, its 8:00 on a monday night, I'm watching the sox and having a couple of beers. Big mistake, next thing i know, he's on my porch with an assortment of swill in a box. Bud light, bud light lime, etc etc. He proceeds to spend the next 3 hours telling me how he wants to:
A) bang the MILF that lives next door to me. In a loud voice. with the windows open.
B) how he's gonna get rich starting a tee shirt business in his basement
C) explains in detail, every episode of the Deadliest Catch
D) his master plan of getting his kids to college for almost nothing.
E) as his swill consumption increased, he decided it would be better to start pissing in my backyard instead of in the bathroom, where most 40 something people like to go.
the kicker is that he wants to do it all over again tonight. I think i'm just going to turn all the lights off and hide in my basement when i get home.
A) bang the MILF that lives next door to me. In a loud voice. with the windows open.
B) how he's gonna get rich starting a tee shirt business in his basement
C) explains in detail, every episode of the Deadliest Catch
D) his master plan of getting his kids to college for almost nothing.
E) as his swill consumption increased, he decided it would be better to start pissing in my backyard instead of in the bathroom, where most 40 something people like to go.
the kicker is that he wants to do it all over again tonight. I think i'm just going to turn all the lights off and hide in my basement when i get home.
